You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
i think im in europe. pls send help