I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault