I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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