my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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