We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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