he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY