so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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