Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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