i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Randomize
