Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize