My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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