This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize