girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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