Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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