As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize