What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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