whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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