She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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