I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
We named our party play list daddy issues
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
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I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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