what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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