That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered