White coat. Heels.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
25 Times Terrible Advice Was Given To A Teenager
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.