The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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