the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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