apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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