we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
smell my finger.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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