Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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