i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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