He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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