i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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