How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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