there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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