It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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