People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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