im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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