What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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