i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize