You made me cry and you don't even care
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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