no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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