Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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