i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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