so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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