that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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