I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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