We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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