please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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