There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed