Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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