Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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