Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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