i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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