my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You can't just leave with hair like that
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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