guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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